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Question: How Do You Stop A Dog from HUMPING Your Leg?

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ANSWER #1: Get The Appropriate Hardware for the Job.

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ANSWER #2: Provide Access to the Best Hardware for the Job.

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ANSWER #3:
Scientific Jargon: Overcome the opposing gravitational force associated with the mass of the dog, and apply an oscular motion to suppress and relieve the animals stress to eliminate the behavior
 ... or, in Simple Language:
...PICK HIM UP AND BLOW HIM!

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