Q: How did you become a Monster Cock, Dick?
A: Just seems to have happened over time. I got bigger and bigger.

Q: What are your favorite foods, Dick?
A: I like split steak, beaver, buns, and furry pies.

Q: What hobbies do you enjoy, Dick?
A: All Monster Cocks like thrusting into things and being stroked.

Q: Do you have more women friends or more men friends, Dick?
A: More chicks. Some men seem envious, male porno stars identify with me.

Q: How often do you groom and bathe yourself, Dick?
A: Very often. Women like to wash and rub me clean. Makes them happy.

Q: How do you view politics, Dick?
A: Just so much chicken shit, if you want to know.

Q: What is your favorite movie, Dick?
A: I could see myself in the lead male role in Deep Throat. Great non-fiction.

Q: What is your favorite vehicle, mode of transportation, Dick?
A: A Harley, hands down. Makes me grin feeling the wind in my feathers.

Q: What is your favorite song, Dick?
A: She's A Maneater.

Q: What is your feeling about terrorism in the World, Dick?
A: Very sad we have to put up with it. Personally, I find fried chicken scary.

Q: What about domestic violence. Did you know 20% of women are battered, Dick?
A: Really? I've been enjoying them plain!